Monday, June 13, 2011

The Capture of Bigfoot (1979)


Hillbillys + Bigfoot = Cryptozoological shenanigans

Starship (1984) aka Lorca and the Outlaws


I’m not saying that these are the crappiest, cheapest, stupidest robots in cinematic history wait that's exactly what I'm saying.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Chain(1996)


Gary Busey dressed as a clown now that's good cinema.

(Sorry No Preview)

Monday, May 23, 2011

The Intruder (1986) aka Rambu

An unemployed hard ass who doesn't let anybody give the local villagers any shit.

Future Force (1989)


In a city gone insane it helps to have a flying robotic glove that shoots lightning.

Amazing Grace (1974)

I could only understand about half of what she says.

Monday, May 16, 2011

R.O.T.O.R. (1988)


Let me tell you something, mister. You fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin, brother.

Blitz(1986)aka Killing Cars


A crappy story of automotive intrigue, oil barons, corporate finance, and international villainy.

Project Kill (1976)aka Total Control


Never knew Leslie Nielsen could kick so much ass.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Cartel (1990)


Miles O'keefe in action.

Sorry about the crummy preview all I could find.

Loose Shoes (1980)


Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit.

Monday, April 25, 2011