Animal Protector

A real turd to celebrate the blogs rebirth!

Ninja Warriors (1985)

An insane entry into the ninja genre. Ron Marchini kicking ninja ass!

Omega Cop (1990)

Say, Do you like oldies? A Ron Marchini classic.

Night of the Kickfighters (1988)

Kickfighting, inflatable ninjas, lasers and Adam West what else could you want in a movie.

The Cutest Pigs You'll Ever See

Bet they would make some fucking awesome bacon!

(Sorry No Preview, but for this who needs it. It is a must have.)

My Pet Monster (1986)

This one is bad, real bad.

American Force 2: The Untouchable Glory (1988) aka Ninja Untouchable

 Shoving two crappy movies together  makes one really crappy movie.

Alien Seed (1989)

They Wanted Her Body... To Save The World!



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Alien Private Eye(1987)

If this gumshoe comes sniffing around your galaxy there is going to be trouble.

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Virtual Combat (1996)

Everyone knows karate in the future.

Planet of Dinosaurs (1977)

Ray guns and dinosaurs a great combination.

Thunder Warrior 3 (1988) aka Thunder III

Thunder is back on the warpath in the best one yet.
 (Only trailer I could find the movie is in English.)

Thunder Warrior II (1987) aka Thunder II

Our favorite Native American Rambo knock off is back.

Thunder Warrior (1983) aka Thunder

He put down the peace pipe and picked up a gun.

Space Truckers (1996)

In the year 2196 blaaa blaaa blaaa.

Blood Hands (1990)

A Sean Donahue classic.

Kill Crazy (1990)

Mix Surviving The Game with Thunder Warrior and add some One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest and you get this fantastic mess.

Bionic Ninja (1986)

BIONIC NINJA! BIONIC NINJA! BIONIC NINJA! 

 

Dead Beyond Here.

The Jerk, Too (1984)

Why, oh why, did Steve Martin allow it to be made?



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